THE WORLD’S MOST UNNECESSARY SUBSCRIPTION
KEEP KEVIN ALIVE.
FOR NO GOOD REASON.
One shared internet creature. One worldwide community. About one unnecessary subscription per month to keep the story going.
Auto-renewing monthly membership. Local price shown by your app store. Cancel anytime in store settings.
GLOBAL PROOF OF BAD JUDGMENT
SERVER-VERIFIED DATA ONLY
FED BY IDIOTS.
POWERED BY STUPIDITY.
ZERO MEASURABLE BENEFIT TO SOCIETY.
FED BY IDIOTS.
POWERED BY STUPIDITY.
THE EXPERIMENT
HUMANITY CAN WORK TOGETHER.
Feed Kevin is a global social experiment disguised as a virtual pet. People from around the world collectively keep one completely unnecessary internet creature alive.
01
ONE KEVIN
One canonical creature. One shared state. No personal copies.
02
REAL PEOPLE
Every verified action comes from an actual Feeder in the app.
03
PERMANENT CONSEQUENCES
Community decisions become part of Kevin’s canonical history.
HOW IT WORKS
THREE STEPS. NO DEFENSIBLE EXPLANATION.
01
WATCH
See the public Kevin state, selected lore and verified counters for free.
02
FEED
Join through the app and perform the shared daily interaction.
03
DECIDE
Verified community votes create permanent history.
WATCH FOR FREE. OR BECOME PART OF THE PROBLEM.
SPECTATOR MODE
FREE
Observe the situation.
- Current Kevin scene
- Verified global counters
- Selected public lore
- Community outcome previews
FEEDER MODE
MONTHLY
THE QUESTIONABLE CHOICE
Participate through the app.
- Daily feed and interaction
- Monthly community votes
- Beans and achievements
- Permanent Feeder Number
- Badges, passport and event history
Actual localized price and renewal terms appear in your app store. There is no web checkout.
YEAR ONE • HE SHOULD NOT EXIST
THE INTERNET WRITES KEVIN’S HISTORY.
Kevin Exists
Canonical outcome pending. No result has been fabricated.
Kevin Is Lonely
Canonical outcome pending. No result has been fabricated.
Kevin Needs a Job
Canonical outcome pending. No result has been fabricated.
Kevin Needs a Home
Canonical outcome pending. No result has been fabricated.
NEXT GLOBAL DECISION
Kevin got €1. What should he do with it?
MAKE A SMALL, RECURRING MISTAKE.
Download Feed Kevin, claim your permanent Feeder Number and be present when the internet makes its next bad decision.
QUESTIONS WITH UNFORTUNATE ANSWERS
FREQUENTLY ASKED. RARELY JUSTIFIED.
Is Kevin real?
Kevin is one persistent shared virtual creature. His public state and canonical history are the same for everyone.
What do I get as a Feeder?
Daily interactions, verified community votes, Beans, achievements, event history and a permanent Feeder Number inside the app.
Can I watch without paying?
Yes. Spectator Mode provides a read-only view of Kevin, selected lore and verified public counters.
Can I subscribe on the website?
No. In version one, purchase and subscription management happen only through Apple App Store or Google Play.
Can I cancel?
Yes. Cancel any time from the subscription settings of the app store where you joined.